Incubus - Dig

Just got back from Adrian's place on Victoria Ave. Managed to ride my luck and avoided both pashing a total stranger/Dom :P as well as avoiding drinking a potent cocktail of random shit.

Most of the time the cocktail was just Tui and Tui and Tui and a piece of chocolate.

WTF?

Yay for Circle of Death.

But seriously, I wasn't gonna pash Dom if I could help it -cue AWKWARD - or the total stranger - because a) total stranger, b) not my kinda thing, c) her boyfriend's twice my size.

Whoever came up with that rule, poos to you.

Heh poos.

I can't believe I played two rounds of Circle of Death twice on one small bottle of beer. I rawk. Yea. Sober is sexy :P

On a side note, holidays are finally here! Albeit only for two weeks though.

Hmm, looks like assignment time all the way.

I bet Palmy will be as quiet as hell.

And I probaby won't get anything done til the last minute >.<

HAVE to study this time, so much to catch up on eh.

3.5 more years.....

Ahhh well, at least the people here are great! Even if the place is "the arsehole of the universe," to quote a facebook group.

Facebook. Eugh. It drags us all in.

Heh.

Incubus - Light Grenades

Love it! Just got it as well, when parents came to NZ a few days ago. Even though each song, apart from the two "Earth To Bella" parts sound absolutely unrelated, I think it's great.

Best album I've ever heard in ages. Definitely worth my RM44.90.

Couldn't be arsed to update for a bit, the thought of typing up HTML codeing for my sig and adding music to the bottom of each entry drives me nuts.

I'm such a lazy bastard.

Anyhow, we've a match tomorrow against the shittest team in the league, so here's to a goal, or a few actually! Still not gonna udnerestimate them though.

Test on Monday, maybe I should actually sleep now.. But don't feel like it. But wanna.

Ah well. Thought I'd just put some meaningless entry just to let you guys know I'm alive. "Dammit!" I hear one of you say?

Too bad.

Linkin Park - What I've Done

Stabbed by Weiling. Not even sure why I'm doing this.. since it's a girly one :P

Instructions
Bold the statements that are true to you.
Italicize the statements that you WISH are true.

Leave the fibs alone.
Then, stab 5 people to do the same test.

I’m 170cm tall.
I don’t know what I want at the moment.
I’m not happy.
I hate my friends.
I hate my life.
I hate my grades.
He drives.
I’m bored of driving.
I have a white handbag.
I love dancing.
I go clubbing every week.
Shopping is bullshit.
I have a tattoo of a star.
I got my navel pierced.
I have friends that take drugs.
90% of my friends smoke

I still hang out with my ex, even though our break up was rather nasty. (break-up wasn't nasty..)
I’m studying Fashion.
I have a business running.
I hate cartoons.
I hate someone.
I have 10 Guess handbags.
I buy CLEO every month.
My parents don’t know about my blog.
I have an iPod.
I don’t have faith in the current “one”.
My college mates knows about my blog.
I wanted to be a fashion designer.
I love rock emo bands.
I hate it when people cancel last minute meet ups.
I’m a rebel.
I’m starting to like wearing dresses.
I don’t believe in love.
High school was filled with drama. (did take it as a subject lol)
My parents have faith in me.
I’ve bought shoes this month.
A blogger bitched about me before.
I hate sports.
I heart Italian food.
I hate meeting new people.
I hate nail polish.
The mother bear gives me hugs.
People would start appreciating me.
High school was the worst time of my life.
I have red hair.
One Utama is my second home.
I miss hanging out with the bloggers.
I’m a guy.
I’m scared of my Biology exam which I’m going to face tomorrow. (Constantly doing Bio duh?)
I hate vacations.
We’ll last.
I believe in long distance relationships.
I’m going to get high and smoke weed in US.
I’ve robbed an old lady.
Host a talk show.
That Guess watch.
I’m starting to like applying make-up.
I was a tomboy.
At time I think I still am a tomboy.
I love bitching about people behind their backs.
I still have a best friend.
I have a cat.
I hate surprise parties.
I hate planning parties.
I’m hot.
I’m a sinner. (I'm probably the biggest one. Purgatory/Hell here I come)
I’ve got a DS light.
I have a Wii.
I can live without music.
Video games are a waste of time.
I miss the father bear.
I love being in love.
I know how to cook.
I have 100% freedom.
Boys are assholes.
I hate Math.
I’m happy with what I have.
I love horror films.
I slept in my parents’ room for 3 days after watching Scream when I was a kid.
My old friends keep in touch with me.
I don’t read newspapers.
The news is such a waste of time.
Blogging is a waste of time.
I hate animals.
I can’t live without make-up.
I curse like a pirate.
I’m happy with my 11 year old car.
I hate people that are smart.
I love Orange juice.
I can’t drink for nuts.
I believe that everyone in their teens have lost their virginity.
I’ve got a new phone.
I’m going to get a new pair of shoes by the end of this month.
I love swimming.
I haven’t worked out since March.
I think I’m fat.
I love my friends and family.

OK, I tag Nick, Suk Han, Su Ann, Patrick and um.. Darryl!

Heh.

Hoobastank  - Inside of You

Got into some females today. Cows. Calves actually at that. And in their mouths - what were you thinking?

Was letting them lick and suckle the crap outta my hand, and surprisingly, their saliva smells really pleasant!

And you get that nice moisturiser effect too. Reality check, they do use components in cow's lick for moisturiser, so ha!

Nothing much to say except they're sooooo cuuuuuuuute.

I want a calve tooo!!!!

Also in today's blog we'll be showcasing the pimpiest lecturer ever. He's so pimp he doesn't walk into class. He actually struts in. Not the seriousness at which I spaketh. I hath highlighteth that word.

Plus he wouldn't be Sam Peterson if he didn't wear his trademark pinstripe coat to a BLOODY DAIRY UNIT. Where everyone else is dressed in preparation for the weather.




Yeah, love sticking my finger down pumps.. Yeahhh..




Cows eating... pretty interesting eh!




Cows in a row.. This gets realll interesting huh :P




Look they're trying to eat my hand!! They're soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute. Cute. Really cute. Too cute. I want one.




Pimp. Sleazy. Sleazy pimp - look at that jacket!

AFI - Miss Murder

Us vets put on latex gloves today,
And slathered KY jelly over our fingers.
A poor dog looked uncomfortable,
Eyes wide open and  looked nervous -
Rectal exams aren't the nicest thing.

Yep that's right. Stuck fingers up dogs' bums today. Even had to check the dog of a vulva, but thank God the group I was in is a bit more mature then my Anatomy lab group.

Even had to palpate the penis of a male dog.

Guess who got excited? (Here's a hint. He's got four legs :P)

At least lunch wasn't filled with too much girl talk.

Been coughing the whole day today, think I may have TB even though I'm pretty sure I can't have caught it from anyone hahaha.

I apologise to my flatmates who had to put up with the constant rhythm of:

*coughcoughcoughcoughf*ckthissh!tcoughcoughOMGthissuckscoughcoughmokneytesticlecough*

The whole of last night til 3.30am.

Gay.

Then again, my whole class is sick.

Must be a vet thing.

Gonna try and sleep.. 4 hours sleep when you're sick so isn't cool...

Justin Timberlake - SexyBack

To all the guys out there who always wanted to know what women think about waxing, and whether the lady they're talking to does:

You gonna wish you were doing BVSc in NZ.

Apparently my mate's friends ALL wax. And a "bush" is heavily frowned upon and made fun of. Poor bush lady.

What also started off as a jokingly, rhetorical question ended up getting a frank answer. Heck, she even said it with a straight face.

I know I almost chopped off my finger after hearing it.

I mean, if I asked a girl in KL, "So do you wax?" it immediately receives one of a few responses.

a) an instantaneous slap, followed by another one, and maybe a kick to the nuts.
b) an instantaneous slap, kick to nuts, followed by a blush.
c) an instantaneous slap, kick to nuts, followed by silence.

In NZ instead, we get (at least with this girl anyways) :

"Yeah, I mean, I can say that, it's like a normal thing".

o.O

I was actually expecting something more like b) or c), minus the pain. But oh well.

Yay too much info there!

Also just gotten back from a party. It had to be stopped at about 11pm cause the cops and firemen came. Some idiots decided to burn as much furniture as they could find..

[Edit: Some pics here to appease people..]




The most interesting things you can see in Palmy.. Fire truck and cop car.




FIRE!!! Well, couch on fire




Coolest pic evar


And I didn't drink :P Well, didn't drink alcohol. I quaffed a litre of San Pellegrino though - that's like, sparkling water.

And instead of going to bed, I've now downed two instant noodles XD

I'm so gonna die of liver failure ;)

Incubus - Dig

Spent lunchtime yesterday talking about almost everything under the sun. First it was alcohol, and drinking etc.

Then it turned into talking about sex, sex education.

Talk took another turn into the Pill, and who's been using it, and for how long, and any side effects.

I think I need to hang around more guys at lunchtime.. Lunching with 3 girls just makes it feel weird..

Specially when I'm sure they all have much higher capacities for alcohol tolerance.

I wouldn't call mine tolerance, more of like.. hmm.. threshold.

It's like, "BUMP you're gone".

Then again I was thinking during the whole lunch on how deprived of sex ed classes us Malaysians are. I mean, the closest we did was like, in 3rd form, I remember Pn. Wang brought out a whole assortment of contraceptives.

Brought out. Full stop. Period. End of.

No explanation really on how each one is used, with relative effectiveness etc etc.

Maybe there was, but I remember one very famous quote that day.

"Yer, how come the condom can stretch that long wan".

Well, two quotes actually.

"Aaron, if you throw that thing at me, I swear I'll - (profanity followed by crude, non-surgical sterilisation)".

No wait, three quotes.

"Ewwww what's that smell and why is it sticky".

I'm not for casual sex all over the place, but I mean, surely a lil sex ed would help right?

The only sex ed I really got was from reading off the free condom packets they gave us during Orientation at Massey (only thing they didn't f*ck up).

That and that episode of Brotown and Grey's Anatomy where they used a banana as a model.

Thank goodness the Malaysian government's now thinking of implementing it in schools now..

If you're so afraid of calling it "Sex Ed," there're some slightly better alternatives for
"course" titles...

1. Doughnuts and Sausages - Why they shouldn't go together without something in between.
2. Banana doughnuts could make you sick.
3. Why cream filled pastries are are bad for health.
4. Gender familiarisation lectures.

Or even better:

"Life's much better when your penis isn't dropping off, or when your vagina smells like something that's better left in the sewers".

I mean, don't tell them kids to go around hiding sausages, but what to do in case of an emergency..

That being said, say NO to sex... with animals.

And now for a really random picture my lecturer found..

Fall Out Boy - Thks fr th Mmrs

Used to hate this song, but it's now stuck in my head..

Where to start, hmm.

First of all, thanks to all my friends who had to put up with my quirkiness in Malaysia. I love you all. Lots. Well, as much as in friendly-ly possible. Any more would be slightly disturbing I think.

Not gonna single out each one and write a thank you note specifically for you, cause all of you collectively as a group helped brighten up my year. Unless of course it was just two of us going out, then they helped too. Thanks Kane and Wan Ling :P

Next time no FFK la Kane.. The most ultimate FFK I've ever seen man... Ask you to go out one day, the next day txt back to say you're leaving for Auckland lol.

Now I'm back in Palmy.. And it's boring as hell. And depressing as hell with two Satans. No wait, now that's sadistic. Well I guess sadistic could work too.

4 more months to holidays.. Gee. Seems such a long way away, but it flies by really fast. Then when it's near exams, 1 month passes by faster than fifty Olympic sprinters running away from a leper in a Porsche.

3.5 years to go, let's just get over and done with!

In 3.5 years of course.

Ok Go - You're So Damn Hot

Quick one, quick one!

Got an e-mail from Messy University staff today about a prac on Monday, which looks nice and interesting and all..

Except I'm not gonna be back in campus til Thursday >.<

And then I realised something..

Doesn't this man, my lecturer:



Look somewhat like this guy? From a certain film about hobbits..

Yeah. Thought so :P

Anyways.. Three more days before my flight :( I don't wanna go back to Palmy!!!

Also in other news, I think these people deserve it, frankly. Click the link below.

Czech Castration raises worries

I think they bloody desrve it, and don't get me started on what should happen to sex offenders..